IDGAF if he has to pick them directly from the neighbor's yard, he is not to set foot inside our…
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Whether we’re all decked out at a fancy restaurant or sitting on the couch eating cheese and crackers, I am…
I was adrift, and maybe I still am, a little bit. But not everything is out of my control.
What happens when the sh*t hits the fan? Since killing your partner is not an option, I’m here to offer…
It's not for the weak.
See, when I was drinking and using, I didn’t care what people thought. I gave zero fu*ks. Now that I’m…
The paperwork pile-up has gotten so bad that I have visions of "Hoarders" filming from our yard.
Some of my girlfriends find our sex schedule utterly offensive, saying: "Why should I have sex if I don’t want…
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You might not be the best this year. I don’t care. Just genuinely try to do well.