#6. Didn’t cover the baby’s penis during a diaper change. Or your mouth.
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This transition is hitting me hard, man. Like, right in the feels. HARD.
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#7. I didn’t have to steal, beg, or bribe for cuddles.
#6. The urge to move into a meat locker until you go into labor.
It's time to go dancing with our girlfriends again! We’ll be home by 10:30, right? RIGHT???
#6. Potty training can take anywhere from three days to three years. Clear your schedule accordingly.
Mother's Day is May 14. Stressed? Don't be. Our wishes for this special day are really very simple.
#2. Do all kids put their genitals on the kitchen table, or are mine just particularly weird?
It’s time to pry our atrophied kids off the couch and release them into some delicious fresh air! The problem?…