#1. The Funny Mom, who will bring sugar cookies in the shape of the sexy A Christmas Story leg lamp.
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#3. The photo: You looking nice after delivering a baby. The as*hole on social media: "B*tch."
#16. "Seriously? Fighting over LEGO? What the f—" *CLICK*
Here's a little comic relief from all the holiday madness.
I wondered whether he truly saw me, knew me, and genuinely thought of me as family. Then he gave me…
#19. It'll take a Tetris champ’s skills to get all the crap into your car without crushing your kids.
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a…
#8. Shove yourself into flesh-tone Spanx on a humid day.
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#7. She is not afraid to speak up when it really matters -- whether it's defending her right to eat…
If you've ever felt like you gave birth to an adorable little vampire, this is for you.
