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5. Your kid will go her entire life never pooping between 4 and 5 p.m. until you book her very…
#13. A kid will end up naked where nakedness isn’t supposed to happen.
If your kid will eat sauce, pasta, meat and cheese but refuse any combination of them? This is for you.
#4. The Anatomy Major: They will tell everyone they meet exactly what kind of genitals those people have.
#19. Only 75 days until the first day of school.
#4. Think, 'I bet Mom misses me already. I should check on her.'
#2. After he has pooped his pants. That brown smear isn’t chocolate? Pardon me while I vomit forever.
#3. How EXACTLY to find mom friends near you that don’t suck.
#6. Morning showers are not an option. This is why sinks and washcloths were invented.
