#8. With whatever your kid asked to have on it and then later decided was "bis-gusting."
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#7. Temporary, drink-mix hair dye -- yeah, it works, but not always like you want it to, and for much,…
#1. You need 25 cards. They are only sold in packs of 12, 16, 24, and 36.
To my kids: It's payback time!
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#7. "I am now a professional wiper." — Julianna W. Miner, Rants from Mommyland
#4. Picture day will be your Alamo. And will always be on the losing side.
#4. Purchase ear plugs. TaySwift and Bieber songs on repeat at the party that isn't a drop-off? You wouldn't know.…
