Funny Tweets That Prove Fall Is The Best Season

Some people believe fall doesn’t start until September 22nd, meanwhile others (ahem..me) are ready for fall the minute the clock strikes 12:00AM on September 1st. Regardless of which side you fall on, I think we can all agree that fall is the best of all the seasons. You get to wear sweaters that hide the fact that you’re eating carbs like it’s your job, and you can finally throw away your razor and forget about shaving until May. Not to mention, it’s cold but not freeze your nose off cold. More like, “throw on an infinity scarf and drink a pumpkin spice latte while you watch the leaves change color and wait for your crockpot of chili to finish cooking” cold. It’s glorious. < Cue the singing angels >

After an entire summer of 100-degree days, I am ready to see temperatures dip into the 60s while I get lost in a maze of corn on my way to the apple orchard. Giddy-up!

It’s like doing a rain dance, this woman is clearly attempting to summon the colder weather and encourage fall to hurry up and get here. Not all heroes wear capes.

Pumpkin spice everything. Give the people, and our four-legged friends, what they want.

If you’re not celebrating the last day of summer with a raging bonfire, you’re doing it wrong.

https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/910883281633243136

Everyone knows the winter body requires serious dedication and intense preparation. If you don’t start double fisting donuts in September there’s no way you’ll be ready for December. Don’t let this happen to you.

At the stroke of midnight everything must be decorated in coordinated fall themes, including hand towels that no one’s allowed to use for drying their hands. They’re for decoration only, you monsters.

‘Tis the season to stay in your pjs all day long while shopping online. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them and you should too. 

Fall is the best season. We don’t even need to take a poll because it would be a waste of time.

Some people love candy corn and other people have no taste buds. Show your commitment to the season by gorging on at least six bags.

https://twitter.com/Ygrene/status/1036401623726284801

Fall is a special time of the year when all the parents get to send their kids back to school. This is why it’s everyone’s favorite season, of course.

Are we all having fun yet?! But seriously, at least the screaming and crying is taking place in cooler weather and the surroundings are just…lovely.