“A punch in the face is my son’s favourite way to wake me up. A butt in the face if he’s feeling particularly energetic that morning.” –-Legohouse
“The trouble with my son is he doesn’t wake me up. He causes destruction in the bedroom until I wake up and it ends up looking like WW3!” —xprincessx
“I hear his bedroom door slam open, thud thud thud of feet, my door slams open, hee hee hee, then I am jumped on and smack!” —thurinius
“My son picks up my empty water glass from the night before and puts the freezing cold glass on my bare skin! Worst wakeup call ever!” —Mysticalrain
“He wakes up, sits up, and says ‘Mummy is there a sun outside?’ If I say yes, he will whine, if I say no, he will also whine.” –OmarsMum
“My darling eldest daughter takes after me and can be a tad over dramatic. Unfortunately, like a lot of children her age, she is obsessed with Frozen and does the whole Anna ‘The sky is awake, so I’m awake’ routine!” —LoolaBear
“She shouts from her bed ‘mummy, Mummy, MUMMY!!!’ I wake with a start and say ‘What?!” She replies, ‘I’m quite tired so I’m just going to go back to sleep for a while,’ Oh that’s not a good thing to do to mummy in the morning…” —Foogirl
“This morning I woke up to her pretending that her teddy was doing a poo on my face.” –Natsku
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