Q is for Quiet, which is no longer a thing for you
R is for Reading List, which you’ll push your kids to finish in the the 93 hours before school is back in session
S is for Sunburn because you’re a failure as a parent
T is for Teachers who you dream about each evening, those brave, child-wrangling souls, who you would pay $5 million dollars a year if it meant not having to buy your kid’s school supplies in August, or, actually, having to spend time with your kids in August.
U is for Ultimatums that you don’t plan to follow through on
