They may be beautiful and smart, but some celeb moms are also totally annoying when they talk about giving birth, whether they’re insisting their way is the “right” way to have a baby or bragging about delivering their child in couture clothes. For fun, we’ve created a scale to rate seven “gems”:
Eye roll: You’re a little annoying, but forgivable.
Shut out: We’re taking a break from those tabloid articles about you…but it’s probably not permanent.
Unfollow: As in we’re not even fans on Twitter or Instagram anymore. Yep, it’s gotten that’s serious.
Did we get it right? You be the judge.
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7 Obnoxious Things Celebrities Have Said About Giving Birth
Gisele Bundchen
"It didn't hurt in the slightest," the super model said during an interview on Brazilian TV channel Fantasticoshe, when asked about giving birth to her son Benjamin at home in the bathtub. "The whole time my mind was focused in each contraction on the thought ‘my baby is closer to coming out.’"
Why: C'mon, Gisele!
Rating: Unfollow
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Rachel Zoe
"If I'm going to be a mess, I'm going to be a glamorous mess," the stylist said on her reality show The Rachel Zoe Project, while packing couture clothing in her hospital bag.
Why: With so many things happening during labor and delivery, is what you're wearing really THAT important?
Rating: Shut out
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Britney Spears
"I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation. I don't know why. But I hope so, as I don't want to go through the pain," the pop star told Elle Magazine before the birth of her first child, son Sean.
Why: Because she said she hopes for an operation. That. Is. So. Weird.
Rating: Eye roll
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Mila Kunis
“I did this to myself, I might as well just do it right," Mila said on The Ellen Degeneres Show, referring to the fact that she's planning on having a natural birth.
Why: There's no such thing as a "right" way to have a baby. So she's being a judgey mom even before she's had the baby.
Rating: Shut out
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Kelly Preston
"Silent birth is basically just no words as much as possible. If you need to moan, if you need to cry out…of course that’s normal. But, it’s just bringing them in, in as peaceful and gentle a way as possible…My kids have always been amazing. Just very calm, very peaceful, happy, and I absolutely know it’s very much because of that,” Preston told The Today Show.
Why: We can't help but feel like Kelly is saying that everyone who gives birth another way is doomed to have hyper kids...
Rating: Unfollow
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Alessandra Ambrosio
"A nude photo-shoot was good, because pregnancy makes me much more confident," the super model said in an interview for a recent Brazilian jewelry campaign.
Why: Because super models definitely need more confidence.
Rating: Eye roll
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Thandie Newton
" I’d like to give birth every year if I could, just for that experience,” the Crash star told The Today Show.
Why: Isn't it obvious?
Rating: Eye roll
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