When it comes to pregnancy in Hollywood, it is no surprise that A-List moms like Kim Kardashian and Olivia Wilde have a lot to say about their baby bumps. Mila Kunis went on a hilarious baby-bump rant to put expectant fathers in their place, and you’ll never guess who spent her pregnancy craving beer!
Whether they’re dishing on pregnancy sex, or griping about unpasteurized cheeses and no caffeine, we’ve got the skinny on what celeb moms-to-be had to say about getting big (for a few months, anyway!). Click through for some of the best, most memorable celebrity quotes about being pregnant.
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Best Celebrity Pregnancy Quotes
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Kristin Cavallari
“Sex is funny when you’re pregnant. Guys get weird about it. I’m like, ‘Oh Jay, the baby’s kicking!’ And he’s like, not wanting to know about it.” --- Kristin Cavallari. [via Fit Pregnancy]
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Olivia Wilde
“Baby brain is real. I should not be permitted to operate heavy equipment including iPhones.” — Olivia Wilde [via Twitter]
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Jessica Alba
“Being pregnant is kind of like a sedative… everything’s just chill.” --- Jessica Alba [via E!'s Daily Ten]
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Ashlee Simpson
"Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes." --- Ashlee Simpson [via Redbook]
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Halle Berry
“This has been the biggest surprise of my life to tell you the truth. I thought I was kind of past the point where this could be a reality for me. So it’s been a big surprise and the most wonderful.” — Halle Berry [via CNN]
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Bethenny Frankel
“In many ways, being pregnant and working were more difficult than motherhood." --- Bethenny Frankel [via Parade]
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Beyonce
On having a miscarriage: “I felt like there are so many couples that go through that and it was a big part of my story it was one of the hardest things I’ve been through. It’s one of the reasons I did not share I was pregnant the second time and . . . it was hard. So many people go through it and at the end I have my daughter and there is hope and I feel so fortunate.” — Beyonce [“Oprah’s Next Chapter”]
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Ciara
“Getting prepared for something like this is so much fun. I feel like a little kid waiting on Christmas for the day I get to meet my baby. It’s so beautiful and it’s something I’ve always looked forward to.” — Ciara [via CBS News]
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Kelly Clarkson
“There’s something very cool yet very creepy about a baby moving inside your belly. Regardless, I’m pretty sure she’s going to be a gymnast.” — Kelly Clarkson [via Twitter]
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Drew Barrymore
“I just eat everything I want, which isn’t healthy. I’m bigger this time than my first time. My doctor the other day was like, ‘Yeah, so I think maybe pull back. A little bit.’ I was like, really? I thought I was doing great. I still fit into those jeans — they hurt when I wear them — but I still fit into them. I don’t ever pose, ‘I’m just so fabulous and I lose it like that.’ I want to enjoy the pasta right now! What’s 10 lbs.?”— Drew Barrymore [via The Ellen Show]
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Haylie Duff
“I don’t know if it’s because I have somebody else in mind, but I’ve been wanting to eat healthy food. I’ve been craving oranges like crazy! I have a big bowl of them in our kitchen. There’s definitely the occasional craving food in there, but, for the most part, I’m keeping it healthy and simple.” --- Haylie Duff [via People]
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Hayden Panettiere
“I’m still trying to figure out what [pregnancy] has done to my body, how it’s changed it. What’s temporary and what’s permanent. I feel like an 80-year-old woman trying to go down the stairs, you know — please tell me this is temporary! But I know some things will never be the same again.” --- Hayden Panettiere [via People]
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Jenni Farley
“I’m not a fan of pregnancy right now with my thighs touching and my boobs changing but I know it will be worth it and hopefully I get back to that really quickly.” --- Jenni "JWoww" Farley. [via US Weekly]
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Kim Kardashian
“The pregnancy, I wouldn’t really wish that upon anyone. Anyone . . . It’s all worth it in the end, so I would definitely suffer through that, but pregnancy was not a good experience for me. At all.” — Kim Kardashian. [via The Ellen Show]
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Kendra Wilkinson
"My weirdest pregnancy craving has been beer, but I'm saving that craving for later." --- Kendra Wilkinson [via Momtastic]
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Stacy Kiebler
"I really truly believe that pregnancy is not a time to have an excuse to eat donuts. I haven't had any cravings believe it or not!" --- Stacy Kiebler [via US Weekly]
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Amy Poehler
"Oh, my God, I'm crying at everything lately. I'm watching "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," and I was crying so hard. There's no shame in that. I'm crying at everything. The wind will blow a branch and I'm like, aw, nature." --- Amy Poehler [via USA Today]
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Alicia Silverstone
"It's all about being kind to yourself through being the most well-nourished, healthiest, strongest woman you can be in order to get pregnant with ease, have a blissful pregnancy, beautiful birth, the healthiest and happiest baby, and enjoy the most intimate love-fest of your life with your little nugget." --- Alicia Silverstone [NJ.com]
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Jessica Simpson
"People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they're glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional." --- Jessica Simpson [via People]
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Molly Sims
"You are never alone when you are pregnant. I relish those moments when I feel my baby girl kick (until she’s tap dancing on my bladder making me pee on myself!)" --- Molly Sims [via Momtastic]
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Nicole Polizzi
“I’ve read a lot of negativity concerning my second pregnancy, and I NEVER comment on what strangers think about my life, but when it concerns my family, something needs to be said. I’m a momma bear and I will stick up for my family until the day I die, and even after that.” — Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi [ Snooki's blog]
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Sabrina Soto
"I’ve heard the trick about using a rubber band to keep your jeans up when your belly expands. I’ve also been told to just wear super low rise jeans. I’ve tried both suggestions and neither one is comfortable at all. Between my muffin top and the feeling the rubber band is going to snap, these ideas just don’t work for me." --- Sabrina Soto [via Momtastic]
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Mila Kunis
"[For soon-to-be-fathers] Stop saying, 'We're pregnant.' You're not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything, because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep." --- Mila Kunis [via Jimmy Kimmel Live!]
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Pink
"My baby's body fat is 2 to 3% this week. I'm so jealous." --- Pink. [via Twitter]
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Zooey Deschanel
"You can’t eat so many things when you’re pregnant! If I was vegan, I’d just be like…ohhh. You can’t have sushi. You can’t have cheese that tastes good. You can have a little bit [of coffee], but I would have, like, four cups a day. And now I can have a half cup, which is a joke! It’s a total joke! " --- Zooey Deschanel [via Jimmy Kimmel Live!]
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