I’ve always loved fashion and shopping, but soon after welcoming my first baby girl three years ago, I became obsessed with funny baby onesies. Dressing up your baby is one of the great gifts of new motherhood. You might not be sleeping much and frequent showers are a thing of the past, but at least your cute little bundle of joy can become your new favorite accessory. Plus, funny baby onesies also make a great baby shower gift for your favorite mama-to-be. And most retailers offer matching toddler tees or adult tees, too.
Recently, with another new baby in tow, I’ve been on the lookout for more fun and cute onesies. Here are some of my favorites.
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15 Funniest Onesies for the Baby in Your Life
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Poop Happens
I love a good play on a classic phrase. By the time our kids are grown up, they'll probably have no idea what an emoji was, but they'll always have pictures to look back on in this hilarious onesie.
Price: $16
Where to get it: Jam Threads
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#TBT
Instagram-loving mamas: you need this onesie, throwing it back to when they were in the womb! This version is unisex, but for the girly-girls there's also a pink one with a bow. #Cute
Price: $20
Where to get it: Bloomingdales
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Stop Trying to Make Nap Time Happen
...It's not going to happen. Inspired by Mean Girls but applicable to everyone, this one says what all babies are thinking. And yes, there's a t-shirt version for your nap-refusing toddler, too.
Price: $24
Where to get it: Lavender & Lace Co.
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Straight Outta Mommy
Deck that hardcore baby out in the onesie that reminds everyone why the chaos never stops. He (or she!) has just come straight outta Mommy!
Price: $15
Where to get it: Trendy Treehouse
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If I Had To, I'd Pee On Any One of You
Seeking the perfect gift for a new mom who's a huge Friends fan? Here it is: the ultimate way to tell someone you care. Not a Friends junkie but love the 90s? Definitely check out this cute, handmade tee shop.
Price: $19.99
Where to get it: Hair we Come via Etsy
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The House White
Yay, Mommy can finally drink again! And while we're on the subject of the house white... how cute is this milk-lover's onesie?
Price: $18
Where to get it: Honey Pot Upcycles via Etsy
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Daddy's Drinking Buddy
And on the topic of drinking, Daddy's got a new favorite hangout. Hey, at least the beers are cheaper at home -- cheers! This one features a wide variety of color options to personalize the gift.
Price: $19
Where to get it: Lacies Emporium via Etsy
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Shop Till You Nap
The tiny fashionista needs a shopping onesie, and Bloomingdale's has you covered with this Sarah Kety exclusive, featuring the brand's signature "Little Brown Bag" and a string of sparkly "pearls."
Price: $20
Buy It: Bloomingdales
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Laid Back
Because Mommy is all that matters, right? This hip hop-inspired onesie is a sweet and funny sentiment for your little boy or girl.
Price: $22
Where to get it: Welcome to Wonderland via Etsy
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Just a Phase
The sleeplessness, the clinginess, the never-ending feedings... it's all just a phase. Make light of it with this cute onesie!
Price: $20
Where to get it: Spill the Beans Etc.
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But First, Milk
A play on the couldn't-be-more-accurate "But First, Coffee" phrase that we moms live by, this cutie is the perfect tee for any little milk monster.
Price: $18
Where to get it: Crunchy Cuts
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Zero Fox GIven
Ha! As a mom, if you give zero fu*ks about what anyone thinks, then this is the onesie your mini needs.
Price: $16.99
Where to get it: Bitty and Boho via Etsy
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Wrecking Ball
Baby's entrance may have been traumatic, but at least you can laugh about it now. This play on the Miley Cyrus song is utterly hilarious, no matter how they came out.
Price: $23
Where to get it: Rolls and Raspberries
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Drink Local
The sweetest (and cheekiest) breastfeeding onesie I've seen yet. "Support your local dairy producer" gets tons of laughs when my daughter wears hers. This Etsy shop is full of gems, so take a browse.
Price: $13
Where to get it: Lula Ball via Etsy
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Cuddling Sounds Bomb
I don't know why, but any baby sentiments phrased in modern slang always make me chuckle. "Cuddling sounds bomb right now" is no exception. (Full disclosure: while researching this piece, I totally had to order this one for my daughter!)
Price: $24
Where to get it: Halo Collective
Photo: Halo Collective
